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The Femchesters Chapter 9Once again, the Winchester brothers/sisters stood awkwardly together, glancing around for help and wondering what the hell to do.
In front of them, a middle aged, fat woman was busy getting her makeup done by a nineteen year old girl, whose hair was pulled tightly back from her face in a long, blond pony tail. She wore large hoop earrings and her face was heavily made up. Not the type of girl the younger Winchester usually got along with, but at least she seemed to know what she was doing, Sam thought.
The middle-aged lady got up and left, without so much as a thank you to the girl. She sighed and turned to the Winchesters. “So, who’s first?” she said, through a mouthful of gum. Sam was unsurprised when Dean shoved him ahead.
The girl gestured to the seat and Sam sat down stiffly, just remembering to cross his legs, as females seemed to do.
“Have anything in mind?” The girl asked, riffling through the many bottles of foundation to find Sam’s skin ton
The Femchesters: Chapter 8“Everything okay there, Sammy?” a feminine voice called, just as Sam put down the phone. The younger Winchester jumped and whirled around to see his older brother... sister... whatever standing in the doorway.
“What?!” he blurted, hoping to god dean had not heard his conversation with Bobby.
“Yeah... fine!” Dean walked further into the room, eyebrows raised at the phone, still in Sam’s hand. “I was just... um... getting some tips off Bobby.” Sam added quickly.
“Sam, we already know everything about ghosts!”
“Yeah... well... never hurts to have a second opinion.” Said Sam, giving his brother a half-hearted smile.
Dean nodded slowly, still looking a little disbelieving. “Right, well, anyway... I was thinking about this ghost son-of-a-bitch, why’d he wait until now to attack Sophie?”
“I was wondering that, too,” said Sam, relieved that his brother had changed the subject. He grabbed
The Femchesters: Chapter 6The metallicar screeched to a halt outside 213 Elm Street, in time for the boys/girls to see a 'sold' sign being nailed up.
"Crap," Dean cursed.
The brothers/sisters leaped out of the car, simultaneously, and ran up to the worker.
"Hey! What do you mean it's sold already?" Sam exclaimed, as the man turned around.
"We had a good offer on it," he said, sticking his thumb out towards the front door, where none other than Britney Jones was walking out. Sam and Dean ran over to her, blocking her path.
She looked up and, as soon as she saw who was blocking her path, her face moulded into a look of disgust. "What are you doing here?"
"You can't buy the flat!" Sam said, quickly.
"Well, here's a news-flash, freak, I've already bought it," Britney said, gesturing towards the sold sign.
"Yeah, but, you don't have to move in right now do you?" said Dean, hopefully.
"Why? Planning on stealing something? There's nothing in that house but Sophie's old junk, which I plan on getting rid of, as soon as
The Femchesters: Chapter 5"Two beers, please," Sam told the bartender, whilst taking a seat beside Dean. The golden liquid was placed in front of them and the boys/girls took grateful swigs.
"Hello, there. What's your name?" A man interrupted, taking a seat next to Dean, his voice full of flirtation as he quirked an eyebrow at the older Winchester.
"Dean," Dean said, automatically. "Err... short for Deanna." He added, quickly, really wanting to punch his little brother in the face for his incessant snickering.
"I'm Eric," The man replied. "How about I buy you a drink?"
"Whoa, I don't swing that way!" Dean said, without thinking.
Eric blanched. "Oh, God, sorry! Are you two... um...?" He gestured between Sam and Dean.
"What?! No!" Sam exclaimed. "We're just broth... sisters! Deanna, here, was just kidding!"
"What? So, you are free?" Eric said, looking back at Dean, a little puzzled.
"No!" Dean yelled, far too quickly. "I mean... um... err..."
"She's got a boyfriend," Sam interrupted, calmly.
"Yeah... Wait, what?!
The Femchesters: Chapter 4"Sam... Sam..."
Sam opened his eyes, to see Bobby staring down at him, looking half-concerned, half-amused.
"What hap...?" Sam started, but stopped when his voice came out oddly high-pitched. "Oh, God!" He leapt to his feet and nearly tripped over his now incredibly baggy trousers, before running to the mirror. He nearly fainted, again. Staring back at him was a shocked-looking woman, with high cheek-bones, bright eyes and an even tan, with long, dark brown hair falling over her shoulders. Quite beautiful (if Sam did say so himself). Gone was the five-day stubble, gone were the muscular arms... Sam Winchester was now a woman.
He looked down at himself. His clothes were hanging off him; he must have shrunk about six inches. The Winchester also noticed, with a distinctive blush, the new bulges in his chest and the looseness of his boxer shorts.
"DEAN!" Sam yelled, still in shock.
"Sammy?" came a female voice from the bathroom. "Um, just a minute, I'm just... Um..."
"Oh God, Dean, please
The Femchesters: Chapter 3"You guys want to what, now?!" exclaimed Bobby, hoping he had misheard the two men seated in front of him.
"We want to turn into women." Sam forced out, annoyed that he had to repeat the embarrassing sentence. Dean could have at least backed him up; all the older Winchester did was stare at the floor, keeping his mouth shut.
"Um... OK," said Bobby, hesitantly, realizing he had not misheard. "Why?"
"It's for a case," said Dean, annoyed that the conversation had to last this long. "It was Sam's idea."
"Better than using an innocent woman as bait!" Sam retorted, angrily. Dean shrugged.
"Right..." said Bobby, looking between the two brothers. "I go and see what I've got."
Dean shot Sam another glare, for what they were about to do, while Bobby searched through his many books.
"I think I've got something, boys." The older man said, returning to the table and slamming a huge book down, narrowly avoiding Sam's fingers. He flicked through a few pages, before stopping and reading through a spel
The Femchesters: Chapter 2Fat dripped from the pieces of deep-fried pork as the hotel bed vibrated beneath Dean. He shoved the meat into his already-full mouth and licked the grease off his fingers. Bliss. Of course, it had to be spoiled by his annoying little brother, who let out an annoyed whine.
"Dean! How many times? Can you not eat your..." he paused, trying to work out what the hell his brother was eating. "...stuff on my bed?!"
"Got anything, Sammy?" Dean said, ignoring the taller man.
Sam sighed, giving up. "Twelve women have died in that flat over the past forty years, in similar circumstances. All had brown hair and sophisticated jobs," he said, scanning over the information on his laptop.
"Ah, so our spirit has a favorite," said Dean, after swallowing a mouthful of meat. "Any idea who it could be, yet?"
"Give me a minute." Sam said.
Sam searched the web for anything related to flat 213c on Elm Street, while Dean put another quarter into the vibrating machine. After about an hour of intense research,
The Femchesters: Chapter 1The Winchester brother entered a cafe, hoping to stop for a bite to eat, before searching for more case. While Sam ordered the food, Dean wondered over to the cafe's TV and flicked on the news.
Immediately, the news reader's voice blared out of the speakers:
"Earlier today, desk clerk, Sophie McMillan, was found dead in her flat, with injuries to her face and head. We have reports of all the doors and windows being locked from the inside, however, her ex-boyfriend, Robert Jones, has been arrested on the suspicion of her murder."
"Think we should check it out?" Sam asked, as he joined Dean at the table.
"Might as well," his brother replied. "But first, I need to get me some pie!"
Sam rolled his eyes.
One car journey and Dean's annoying singing later, they were outside the victims flat. Police tape covered the doors, and police officers were keeping a crowd of people at bay.
Dean opened the glove compartment fished out the fake FBI ID (they had already changed into their suits in the
The Femchesters: PrologueSophie let out a much-needed sigh as she stepped through the door of her small flat; why couldn't Rob just except that things were over between them? The man had been pestering her all day to forgive him and take him back, but how could he do that when he had been seeing her best friend behind her back? She hated them both!
The brunette locked the door before collapsing onto her couch and switching the TV on; what she needed now was a corny sit-com and a good Chinese takeout. She'd just picked up her phone, ready to dial the company's number, when the light above her began to flicker on and off, along with the TV.
Great, she thought as she slapped the box, Could this day possibly get any worse?
Luckily, the slap seemed to have worked and the flickering settled again. She had managed to dial the number at last, when a creaking sounded behind her. She whipped around, her brown hair swirling behind her.
"Hello," she called; she'd locked the door, hadn't she? "Anybody there?"
No answer. Sh
Caring for a Naga pt 4 The house was quiet, save for a few birds that chirped outdoors. No life roamed inside the estate, the home completely empty. It was a sort of eerie peaceful moment. Nothing disturbed the silence.
Well, that didn't last long.
Hill and Kenneth appeared in the living area in a flurry of writhing coils and bodies. Kenneth's human half toppled against the couch, nearly tipping the furniture over as he blinked the dizziness from his eyes, placing a palm on his head as if to stop his spinning sight. Woah, that had been an experience he NEVER wanted to have again. His snake half went everywhere, including on the coffee table and armchair, any available space on the floor, as well as around Hill. She was holding her head, gritting her teeth as she stumbled backwards, right into a pile of Kenneth's coils, and she tripped. She yelped, her arms flailing in vain to keep herself upright as she fell with a heavy "OOMPH!". Kenneth jumped, pain shooting through h
Strange Kids (Venturian kids) Part 1Part 1
First day of school
YAY!First day of school!Fact im at school right now.
Weridly I always have the same classes with my twin Adarsh.All of them with Adarsh.I always sit across from him.Adarsh and I sharded our psycho smirk to each as I our teacher called our names."Aania and Adarsh Casket??",our first period teacher Mrs.Miller called our named."HERE!!",we yelled at the same time.
We also had Butyrum...Carring around his creeper dog.Yay.
But one thing we only know is we are going to cause so much trouble this year.We'll get way scott free.So lets start this year with a bang!
Memories Recovered - Chapter 1Memories Recovered
Last time, Brian Griffin confronted his attempted murderer, Justin Bieber, who didn't know what Brian was talking about at first. Brian was then called to a serious family discussion, and Lois called him an idiot, therefore prompting him to leave the Griffin house to realize his mistake. However, he informed his brother-like friend, Vinny, to take care of the family before he left. A month has passed, and the Griffins decided to buy a new dog, a Scottish Terrier named Scott, to recover from that loss-like moment when Brian left. The following night, Brian somehow returned home. However, he didn't remember Vinny or any of the other families. And so, our story continues...
Chapter 1 - The Dog with No Memory
One night, after giving a successful concert, Justin Bieber decided to pack up his equipment before his next concert inside his bus. However, before
Friends Forever - Chapter 2Friends Forever
Chapter 2 - A Visit from a Celebrity
The morning following Brian's departure, he woke up, collarless, and he felt like he had a headache. A red bird landed near him. Brian took notice of the descending bird.
"Who are you?" Brian asked the bird.
"I suppose you're going to tell me who you are, first," the bird requested in a female British accent.
"I," Brian began, "I can't remember. I don't even know where I'm from."
"Then," the bird replied, "why do you drive a car? Your identification card should be in there."
Brian looked everywhere inside his Prius, but he found nothing. He then turned to the bird and replied, "No clues."
"Well, then, nameless perro blanco," the bird offered, "maybe I should invite you to my home. Mi bosque es su bosque."
"That's very nice of you," Brian agreed as he fo
Everything wrong with Sword Art Online Episode 3Reading. *ding*
Kirito doesn't join the cheers circle. *ding*
The five players were rescued by Kirito? Yet another bunch of retarded players who will end up dead. *ding*
Only girl in the group cliche. *ding*
Also, I'm surprised no one even tried to get with her when this group began. *ding*
Girl who is a scary cat cliche. *ding*
Opening shows title in case you forgot what show you're watching and still not giving a shit for the viewers to guess who kirito is gonna be with. *ding*
Red nosed reindeer? Is Rudolph in this show too? *ding*
Discounts Kabutops *ding*
Why is everyone standing there not helping there fellow allies? Kirito was the only useful person helping the two while the rest acted as retards. *ding*
In one shot, everyone was where Sachi and the other guy was and when Kirito jumps in, cutting the praying mantis's arm, everyone magically disappeared. *ding*
And now they showed up in the next shot? *ding*
All it took was a sword and a club to kill the praying mantis. They shou
Memories Recovered - Chapter 2Memories Recovered
Chapter 2 - Memory Recollection
The following morning, the Griffins were having breakfast when Brian came into the kitchen. For some reason, he felt happier despite having no memory, and he was wearing his Italian collar.
"Morning, everyone whom I don't know," Brian said, "and don't mean anything to me."
"Well, I sure hope that don't apply to me," Vinny replied, "especially after last night."
Brian and Vinny gave each other a high five.
"Uh, Vinny," Scott began, "why would Brian high-five you if he doesn't even remember you?"
"I took him out to see a late-night flick," Vinny answered, "and even took him out to eat a burger."
"That's right, Lenny," Brian agreed. "And it's nice to know you guys have two dogs in the family."
"Okay, Brian," Vinny cut him off. "First off, again, it's Vinny. Second of all, Scott's a new friend for the family. He may look lik
HeavyLight: Chapter 1So at first I was riding with my friend to the bank because me and a couple of buddies were planning on robbing it, but then we had to stop at Earl’s Bakery because it was Friday which meant free donuts. I mean, yeah, sure, robbing a bank is a pretty big deal but seriously; free donuts? That’s not something you just pass up. I walked into that Bakery planning on capitalizing on this sale. Now, turns out, it was only one free donut which totally bummed me out because I was planning on robbing Earl of all his donuts right before I robbed the bank of all it’s gold. I guess some days you can’t have it all.
But I still get a donut though; pink frosted sprinkle with extra cholesterol because that’s what makes it good. I thank the clerk who I assume is Earl even though she was a girl and then I walked out of the store, heading back to the bright blue windowless van that was parked on the side of the road. It takes a moment to open the passenger door because the h
Femily -REWRITE-It was a warm autumn afternoon in Danville; the sun shone brightly on the Tri-State area despite it being well into September, and all around the town animals were out and about, soaking up the sun while it lasted. In the suburbs of Danville, a platypus slept between his owners, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. Inside the house, their older sister Candace Flynn screamed on the phone to her best friend, Stacy Hirano, about going on a date the following night with her long-time boyfriend Jeremy Johnson.
Leaning against the tree in their backyard, the 17 year old Fletcher boy sighed softly to himself. His younger brother –only younger by a year- tilted his head curiously at the boys sigh.
“Ferb?” he questioned, but received no response
A moment later, the gate to the backyard flew open, and Phineas’ girlfriend of two years, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, walked through the opening. She offered a warm smile, eyes full of love for both of the boys under the tree –tho
Friends Forever - Chapter 1Friends Forever
Last time, the Griffins' family dog, a White Labrador named Brian, had returned home with no memory after leaving the house for a month to realise his mistake. The Griffins tried hard to make Brian remember who he was, but came up with unsuccessful results, that was, until Justin Bieber managed to give Brian his collar back, and that made him regain his memories. It was then that Justin explained everything about the accident that almost claimed Brian's life. After finally realizing his mistake, Brian forgave Justin and returned home. There, he accepted a Scottish Terrier named Scott into the family. The following day, Brian, along with Vinny and Scott, decided to visit Scott's old cottage, and that leads us to...
Chapter 1 - Angus' Letter
The night Brian left the Griffin house, he managed to park Prius near a forest. There, he pulled out a photo of h
The Femchesters: Chapter 7Sam Winchester had seen many things. Since he was a child, he'd faced ghosts, vampires, demons... He'd been the vessel of Lucifer, gone a year without his soul... Seen his girlfriend burst into flames above him as blood dripped from a gash in her stomach, seen both of his parents die before his eyes... But never had he seen his older brother, Dean Winchester, cleaning.
"Dean! What are you doing?!" Sam exclaimed; he had been gone for five minutes to re-load his gun, and had come back to find his feminine brother, in a cloud of dust, actually cleaning out the Impala.
"Well when was the last time I gave my baby, here, a proper clean?" said Dean, throwing out some old beer cans and bullet shells. "She must have been choking on all the crap that's in here."
"Dean, you never clean!" Sam said, wide-eyed at what his brother was actually doing. "You'd rather stare at a wall all day, than clean something!"
Dean shrugged, emerging with his arms full of old porn magazines. "Ju
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