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The Femchesters Chapter 9Once again, the Winchester brothers/sisters stood awkwardly together, glancing around for help and wondering what the hell to do.
In front of them, a middle aged, fat woman was busy getting her makeup done by a nineteen year old girl, whose hair was pulled tightly back from her face in a long, blond pony tail. She wore large hoop earrings and her face was heavily made up. Not the type of girl the younger Winchester usually got along with, but at least she seemed to know what she was doing, Sam thought.
The middle-aged lady got up and left, without so much as a thank you to the girl. She sighed and turned to the Winchesters. “So, who’s first?” she said, through a mouthful of gum. Sam was unsurprised when Dean shoved him ahead.
The girl gestured to the seat and Sam sat down stiffly, just remembering to cross his legs, as females seemed to do.
“Have anything in mind?” The girl asked, riffling through the many bottles of foundation to find Sam’s skin ton
The Femchesters: Chapter 8“Everything okay there, Sammy?” a feminine voice called, just as Sam put down the phone. The younger Winchester jumped and whirled around to see his older brother... sister... whatever standing in the doorway.
“What?!” he blurted, hoping to god dean had not heard his conversation with Bobby.
“Yeah... fine!” Dean walked further into the room, eyebrows raised at the phone, still in Sam’s hand. “I was just... um... getting some tips off Bobby.” Sam added quickly.
“Sam, we already know everything about ghosts!”
“Yeah... well... never hurts to have a second opinion.” Said Sam, giving his brother a half-hearted smile.
Dean nodded slowly, still looking a little disbelieving. “Right, well, anyway... I was thinking about this ghost son-of-a-bitch, why’d he wait until now to attack Sophie?”
“I was wondering that, too,” said Sam, relieved that his brother had changed the subject. He grabbed
The Femchesters: Chapter 6The metallicar screeched to a halt outside 213 Elm Street, in time for the boys/girls to see a 'sold' sign being nailed up.
"Crap," Dean cursed.
The brothers/sisters leaped out of the car, simultaneously, and ran up to the worker.
"Hey! What do you mean it's sold already?" Sam exclaimed, as the man turned around.
"We had a good offer on it," he said, sticking his thumb out towards the front door, where none other than Britney Jones was walking out. Sam and Dean ran over to her, blocking her path.
She looked up and, as soon as she saw who was blocking her path, her face moulded into a look of disgust. "What are you doing here?"
"You can't buy the flat!" Sam said, quickly.
"Well, here's a news-flash, freak, I've already bought it," Britney said, gesturing towards the sold sign.
"Yeah, but, you don't have to move in right now do you?" said Dean, hopefully.
"Why? Planning on stealing something? There's nothing in that house but Sophie's old junk, which I plan on getting rid of, as soon as
The Femchesters: Chapter 5"Two beers, please," Sam told the bartender, whilst taking a seat beside Dean. The golden liquid was placed in front of them and the boys/girls took grateful swigs.
"Hello, there. What's your name?" A man interrupted, taking a seat next to Dean, his voice full of flirtation as he quirked an eyebrow at the older Winchester.
"Dean," Dean said, automatically. "Err... short for Deanna." He added, quickly, really wanting to punch his little brother in the face for his incessant snickering.
"I'm Eric," The man replied. "How about I buy you a drink?"
"Whoa, I don't swing that way!" Dean said, without thinking.
Eric blanched. "Oh, God, sorry! Are you two... um...?" He gestured between Sam and Dean.
"What?! No!" Sam exclaimed. "We're just broth... sisters! Deanna, here, was just kidding!"
"What? So, you are free?" Eric said, looking back at Dean, a little puzzled.
"No!" Dean yelled, far too quickly. "I mean... um... err..."
"She's got a boyfriend," Sam interrupted, calmly.
"Yeah... Wait, what?!
The Femchesters: Chapter 4"Sam... Sam..."
Sam opened his eyes, to see Bobby staring down at him, looking half-concerned, half-amused.
"What hap...?" Sam started, but stopped when his voice came out oddly high-pitched. "Oh, God!" He leapt to his feet and nearly tripped over his now incredibly baggy trousers, before running to the mirror. He nearly fainted, again. Staring back at him was a shocked-looking woman, with high cheek-bones, bright eyes and an even tan, with long, dark brown hair falling over her shoulders. Quite beautiful (if Sam did say so himself). Gone was the five-day stubble, gone were the muscular arms... Sam Winchester was now a woman.
He looked down at himself. His clothes were hanging off him; he must have shrunk about six inches. The Winchester also noticed, with a distinctive blush, the new bulges in his chest and the looseness of his boxer shorts.
"DEAN!" Sam yelled, still in shock.
"Sammy?" came a female voice from the bathroom. "Um, just a minute, I'm just... Um..."
"Oh God, Dean, please
The Femchesters: Chapter 3"You guys want to what, now?!" exclaimed Bobby, hoping he had misheard the two men seated in front of him.
"We want to turn into women." Sam forced out, annoyed that he had to repeat the embarrassing sentence. Dean could have at least backed him up; all the older Winchester did was stare at the floor, keeping his mouth shut.
"Um... OK," said Bobby, hesitantly, realizing he had not misheard. "Why?"
"It's for a case," said Dean, annoyed that the conversation had to last this long. "It was Sam's idea."
"Better than using an innocent woman as bait!" Sam retorted, angrily. Dean shrugged.
"Right..." said Bobby, looking between the two brothers. "I go and see what I've got."
Dean shot Sam another glare, for what they were about to do, while Bobby searched through his many books.
"I think I've got something, boys." The older man said, returning to the table and slamming a huge book down, narrowly avoiding Sam's fingers. He flicked through a few pages, before stopping and reading through a spel
The Femchesters: Chapter 2Fat dripped from the pieces of deep-fried pork as the hotel bed vibrated beneath Dean. He shoved the meat into his already-full mouth and licked the grease off his fingers. Bliss. Of course, it had to be spoiled by his annoying little brother, who let out an annoyed whine.
"Dean! How many times? Can you not eat your..." he paused, trying to work out what the hell his brother was eating. "...stuff on my bed?!"
"Got anything, Sammy?" Dean said, ignoring the taller man.
Sam sighed, giving up. "Twelve women have died in that flat over the past forty years, in similar circumstances. All had brown hair and sophisticated jobs," he said, scanning over the information on his laptop.
"Ah, so our spirit has a favorite," said Dean, after swallowing a mouthful of meat. "Any idea who it could be, yet?"
"Give me a minute." Sam said.
Sam searched the web for anything related to flat 213c on Elm Street, while Dean put another quarter into the vibrating machine. After about an hour of intense research,
The Femchesters: Chapter 1The Winchester brother entered a cafe, hoping to stop for a bite to eat, before searching for more case. While Sam ordered the food, Dean wondered over to the cafe's TV and flicked on the news.
Immediately, the news reader's voice blared out of the speakers:
"Earlier today, desk clerk, Sophie McMillan, was found dead in her flat, with injuries to her face and head. We have reports of all the doors and windows being locked from the inside, however, her ex-boyfriend, Robert Jones, has been arrested on the suspicion of her murder."
"Think we should check it out?" Sam asked, as he joined Dean at the table.
"Might as well," his brother replied. "But first, I need to get me some pie!"
Sam rolled his eyes.
One car journey and Dean's annoying singing later, they were outside the victims flat. Police tape covered the doors, and police officers were keeping a crowd of people at bay.
Dean opened the glove compartment fished out the fake FBI ID (they had already changed into their suits in the
The Femchesters: PrologueSophie let out a much-needed sigh as she stepped through the door of her small flat; why couldn't Rob just except that things were over between them? The man had been pestering her all day to forgive him and take him back, but how could he do that when he had been seeing her best friend behind her back? She hated them both!
The brunette locked the door before collapsing onto her couch and switching the TV on; what she needed now was a corny sit-com and a good Chinese takeout. She'd just picked up her phone, ready to dial the company's number, when the light above her began to flicker on and off, along with the TV.
Great, she thought as she slapped the box, Could this day possibly get any worse?
Luckily, the slap seemed to have worked and the flickering settled again. She had managed to dial the number at last, when a creaking sounded behind her. She whipped around, her brown hair swirling behind her.
"Hello," she called; she'd locked the door, hadn't she? "Anybody there?"
No answer. Sh
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A Strange ReunionOne week after auditions, and I landed a pretty big role in the musical! The show opens in five weeks, so I’ve already started working on line memorization and preliminary blocking for my scenes. The goal is to have them down pat by the 2-week mark and spend the rest of the time refining and adjusting the choices I made. The line work would be easy since I memorize things pretty easily; it’s the blocking that’s going to be the challenge. It’s not easy being an actor.
College has been going well, too. My grades haven’t suffered much from my absence, but I still have a bit of work to make up if I don’t want to fail. Kay loves being at college, too. I see her all the time making new friends and surprising everyone she meets when she decides to wear Konan’s body.
Anyway, the other day I woke up, showered and got ready to make breakfast. As I was getting out the ingredients for an omelet, Kay walked in the kitchen, still having Konan’s body fr
Total Magic Pony Island (Pilot Episode)
All of Equestria was bathed in the moonlight that Princess Luna had brought upon the world while almost all the residents of the land were fast asleep. However, through the silence of the world, one other being was still awake and frolicking through the night air without a single worry or thought, other than revenge. The draconic chimera creature floating over the skies of Ponyville gazed down upon the small town with looks of both amusement and anger.
“Yes, yes, sleep away, my little Equestrians,” Discord smirked, twiddling his clawed fingers deviously as he quietly floated between each and every Ponyville house, “Very soon, my revenge will be swift and sweet, just like my chocolate rain. Oh, but if Celestia thinks that she’s out of the woods, she had best look again! You know what they say; the third time’s the charm. I got complacent my first time, I was overconfident my second, but now…it’s personal.” He pulled out a pair of dark sun
The White Mare - PrologueShe should have been terrified. She should have been curled into a gangly little ball of whimpering, trembling fear and defeat on the ground. This was the sort of thing pegasus foals usually had nightmares about, to have dropped out of the nest like a baby bird.
But she wasn't afraid, and it was as much from being on the ground as anything that made everything feel righter than it had ever felt in her entire young life. The earth was solid beneath her hooves, not insubstantial like the clouds she'd grown up on, but there was still a welcoming softness beneath her tread.
All around her there was music, the songs of birds and the gentle hush of the breeze rustling the leaves of the trees, so different than the harsh whistle or the empty roar of the winds of her lofty home in the sky.
And the colors! The cloud of butterflies that had miraculously cushioned her fall had dispersed like a thousand pastel colored jewels, fluttering to and fro among the countless flowers adorning the sw
Shifu's second love 9Shifu gave the honor and bowed to You and Me
Shifu: I am Master Shifu! How can I help you?
You: *bowed* I am Master You!
Me: And I am Master Me!
Po: *calmed down* Oh, now I understand you! Your name is You! Ha ha ha! I'm such an idiot!
Shifu: *rolled his eyes* I never doubted!
Po: *pouted* Heyyyyyyy!
You: I'm looking for Mistress Shory!
Po: *looked at him seriously* Sorry, old man. But Mistress Shory is already taken!
Shifu: *growled* PO!
Po: What? He wants to take your beloved away!
You: *coughed* Eche.. Eche... I'm her father!
Po: Oh, I'm sorry! Master Shifu, you'll have a father in law! Awesome!
Shifu: *growled* Panda, stop it!
Po: Ok, Ok!
You: Have I understood father in law? Will you get married?
Po: Yeah, they are getting married! Tomorrow!
Shifu: What? PO!
Po: *whispered* You will thank me later, Master!
Po: Oh, Master Shifu is so shy! He He He *whispered* Go back into the hall and make Shory a marriage proposal!
Shifu: You can't tell me, what
YGA: False Pretense 5Once I was convinced I had washed the glitter out of my hair and off my body, I exited the shower and dried myself. I dressed quickly and got the tuxedo on with no problem. A knock on my door broke the silence I was enjoying.
“May I come in?” Cloud asked.
“Yeah, I’m decent,” I answered.
My adoptive father opened the door and smiled once he saw that I was dressed. I fished out some hair product while he admired the suit.
“You’re looking sharp. I’m sure Jacey will swoon once she sees you,” Cloud joked. I rolled my eyes as I tamed my naturally messy blond hair.
“James nailed the measurements,” I replied.
“He’s the family’s personal tailor for a reason,” Cloud commented as he walked to the mirror. He inspected my hair and messed it up again.
“Hey!” I snapped as I moved back instinctively. Cloud pulled me closer and planted his hands on my shoulders.
“You’re going to prom, not a
A Night With Smoke
Smoke was once again my safeguard on the way back to his room. I could tell that he was looking for Sub-Zero, but I didn't want for him to. I liked Sub-Zero, but not like this. This is not how I had portrayed him. The seriousness I could understand, but the douchbag-gery I couldn't. What the hell went up his ass?
"It's a bit safer now, considering the other Lin Kuei members are sleeping," Smoke said slowly, occasionally looking around. "But you could never be too sure of things."
"Hmm..." I replied, staring at his feet again.
"...Are you hungry again? It's been awhile since you've eaten."
"I'm fine..." I whimpered.
There was a brief silence besides our footsteps hitting the clear marble floor. Why was I so concerned over how Sub-Zero saw me anyhow? I had been wondering this my whole life, only it wasn't just towards Sub-Zero...it was towards my mother, my classmates, my teacher, everybody who had some kind of association with me. Was I so much of an exasperation that even a video game
Shifu's second love 10The next day, the whole village was invited to the wedding. Po was Shifu's best man and Tigress was Shory's.
Shifu: *wearing his green robe, just like from the movie 2*
Po: Master Shifu! Everything is prepared. The wedding begin!
Shifu: *sighed* Very good , Panda! Let's go!
The wedding was in the arena, where Po was chosen to the dragon warrior. Mantis was the pastor. Shory waiting for Shifu . She wore a red dress me gold stripes. Shifu came to her and stood beside her.
Mantis: I'll be brief, Master Shifu ! Do you want to enter into marriage with Mistress Shory?
Shifu: I do!
Mantis: Acha, Shory do you want to go with Master Shifu in marriage?
Shory: I do!
Mantis: Here you are now husband and wife! You can kiss your wife, Master Shifu!
Shifu kissed Shory and all the guests applauded.
Po: *started to cry* Buuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaah... My master is grown up!
You: *started to cry too* Buuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaah... My girl is grown up!
Me: Oh, man! What wimps!
Shifu and Shory lived happy and satisfi
Welcome to Wasabi World.Whisper gaped up to the gigantic entrance of the city sized mall, now at the age of 15, this mall was the biggest place she'd ever seen. It had taken a lot of convincing, but her aunt had let her travel around the world at her own pleasure, as long as she was back around Christmas.
She stepped in, her sneakers slapping the concrete. The store were huge and the citizens were busy.
"Incredible!" She grabbed her digital camera out of her backpack to snap a picture when the loud wailing of sirens hit her ears, making her golden eyes dart towards the sound.
A teenage girl with brown and candy pink hair wearing a pink waist coat with purple trimmings, a blue t-shirt, long pink skirt, blue beaded headband, teal pendant, and purple ballet slippers was running from what appeared to be...Robot Police and Ninjas???
What made her gasp in shock was that the girl running had turquoise tail feathers. Whisper saw in the girl's eyes and saw nothing but innocence. This person was being chased for no bad
The Femchesters: Chapter 7Sam Winchester had seen many things. Since he was a child, he'd faced ghosts, vampires, demons... He'd been the vessel of Lucifer, gone a year without his soul... Seen his girlfriend burst into flames above him as blood dripped from a gash in her stomach, seen both of his parents die before his eyes... But never had he seen his older brother, Dean Winchester, cleaning.
"Dean! What are you doing?!" Sam exclaimed; he had been gone for five minutes to re-load his gun, and had come back to find his feminine brother, in a cloud of dust, actually cleaning out the Impala.
"Well when was the last time I gave my baby, here, a proper clean?" said Dean, throwing out some old beer cans and bullet shells. "She must have been choking on all the crap that's in here."
"Dean, you never clean!" Sam said, wide-eyed at what his brother was actually doing. "You'd rather stare at a wall all day, than clean something!"
Dean shrugged, emerging with his arms full of old porn magazines. "Ju
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